Kids Stuff Online
Jokes
Here are some of our favourite 'gigglers'.
We hope you'll find them really funny, maybe you could share them with your friends!
Q. What kind of banks do alligators use?
A. River banks.
Q. Why do ghosts like health food?
A. Because it's super natural.
Q. What did the rug say to the floor?
A. I've got you covered.
Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch!
Q. What would you call a friend who had an elephant on his head?
A. A flatmate!
Q. What do you call a bee that is always complaining?
A. grumble bee!
Q. What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A. Had a byte!
Q. Why was the headmaster worried?
A. Because there were too many rulers in school!
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